In the spirit of satirical thought provocation, I offer a new area of professional writing expertise which I will call “DUMB HEADLINES”.
Sometimes I wonder what thinking is used in the creation of headlines. I hope it is meant to be humourous.
Feel free to offer your contributions to this effort.
I offer the following as my first contribution.
“Lady’s john site of attack”
The Windsor Star, Friday, October 17, 2008.
Explain the difference between “hoard” and “horde“.
Create sentences that exhibit the difference in meaning of the words “hoard” and “horde”.
CORRECTIONS & EXPLANATIONS
Corrections and explanations for this week’s entries will be published on Sunday.