MONDAY PUN DAY
These are cheap but funny.
“A vulture boards an air plane, carrying two dead raccoons.”
The stewardess looks at him and says, ‘I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.’ ”
“We are going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory . I hope there’s no pop quiz .”
I am being picky.
Find and correct the errors in the following.
“Quality of life matters,” Francis said. Not just to us, but to others who are considering moving here or visiting. And to investors. Jobs follow people, the new thinking goes.
Anne Jarvis, “Moving Windsor forward”, The Windsor Star, Monday December 2, 2013.
The word for today is “phrenetic”.
What part of speech is “phrenetic”?
Define “phrenetic” and use it in a sentence of your own creation.