MONDAY PUN DAY
“Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?”
“A duck walked into a bar and ordered a beer.
“Four bucks,” said the bartender.
“Put it on my bill,” said the duck.
Find, identify and correct the errors in the following examples.
“It’s a creative way of curbing the amount of panhandlers we’re seeing,” said DWBIA chairman Larry Horwitz.
Larry Horwitz, in a Doug Schmidt story, “DWBIA HAS SOLUTION TO PANHANDLES”, The Windsor Star, Monday, May 5, 2014.
“None of the workers who were arrested were on the company payroll.”
Claire Brownell, “Underground world of off-the-books migrant work revealed by Star investigation”, The Windsor Star, Monday, May 5, 2014.
The word for today is “untenable”.
What part of speech is “untenable”?
Define “untenable” and use it in a sentence that demonstrates its meaning.