MONDAY PUN DAY
Groan away …
“Two vultures get ready to board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons.
The stewardess looked at them and said, ‘I’m sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger.”
Following last week’s news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is (you guessed it!) going for a song.
HERE WE GO AGAIN
Find, identify and correct the errors in the following examples.
“A team of youth rangers are inviting the community to help clean up Cedar Creek later this month.”
Jay Rankin, “Rangers to clean Cedar Creek”, The Windsor Star, Monday, August 11, 2014.
“Fewer than one in five people in Windsor live within walking distance of a grocery store, according to research conducted by a geospatial data analyst at the University of Windsor.”
Carolyn Thompson, “Many people lack access to affordable, healthy food: Study”, The Windsor Star, Friday, August 8, 2014.
The word for today is “cavil”.
What part of speech is “cavil”?
Define “cavil” and use it in a sentence of your own creation.