PUNS FOR FUN
“A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says, “A beer please, and one for the road.’ ”
“Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.”
“What grows up while growing down? A goose.”
“I used to sell computer parts but then I lost my drive.”
Find, identify and correct the errors in the following.
“ ‘The links between myself and aviation and history started in Windsor,’ Hatfield told The Star by phone recently.”
Chris Hatfield, in a Craig Pearson story, “Hadfield first dreamed of flight in Windsor”, The Windsor Star, Tuesday, October 14, 2014.
“Interesting as in starting to win tournaments beginning in 2011, then in 2012 sharing the national championship for girls 10 and younger. Her first win was at a tournament in Phoenix run by Polgar, who has been pushing for more girls and women to succeed in chess.”
Tom Jackman, Washington Post, “Virginia girl wins world chess crown”, The Windsor Star, Tuesday, October 14, 2014.
The word for today is “disaffect”.
What part of speech is “disaffect”?
Define “disaffect” and create a sentence using it.